Northern tours and detours

  

A cautionary tale to all men. Don’t forget the charging cable for you GPS unless you want a photographic tour and detour of wherever it is you might be trying to get to. Especially if she is French and especially if she loves taking photos as much as you do. The day may end up a lot longer than expected and you may end up talking to one too many cows. Still the photos were worth every moment of getting lost.

Cows of the north

'More lost tourists........ Quick look busy before they ask for directions"

Golden field 1

Serenity and piece. What a spot to get lost in

Castle

It's a castle, but it's not the one we are looking for

Your last hope

At least if we wash out to sea we will be ok

Golden field 2

Hang on, this looks familiar. Haven't we been here before?

Distance

Just the other side of that hill. That's were we need to be.... I think!

The better view

Wave at the helicopter. I bet he knows where we are

The beach

What is that over there? Is that the castle we are looking for?

Dunstanburgh castle

Dunstanburgh castle, you found it you smart little French thing

Dunstanburgh castle 2

WOW, just WOW

A place to stay

Maybe we should just see if we can sleep here

'More lost tourists........ Quick look busy before they ask for directions"Serenity and piece. What a spot to get lost inIt's a castle, but it's not the one we are looking forAt least if we wash out to sea we will be okHang on, this looks familiar. Haven't we been here before?Just the other side of that hill. That's were we need to be.... I think!Wave at the helicopter. I bet he knows where we areWhat is that over there? Is that the castle we are looking for?Dunstanburgh castle, you found it you smart little French thingWOW, just WOWMaybe we should just see if we can sleep here

 

The butterfly effect

  

There is a phenomenon referred to as the butterfly effect, the principle is simple enough. Think of it as every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Or maybe cause and effect, for anything to happen, a whole bunch of other things will have had to have happened beforehand.

The extent of this is rarely witnessed in every day life. We all go about our normal days not thinking for a moment about the choices that we made that got us here, or what actions of others may have had influence on the cheese sandwich I am about to eat. Such things as what if the baker had not turned up for work to prepare the bread, or if my alarm had not gone off to get me out of bed to get the bread.

Let’s be real here for a moment, think about this for too long and it is likely anyone will end up confused, not just a blonde like myself. But this was all brought to the forefront of my mind last weekend.

Let’s begin the story, Sunday morning of a bank holiday weekend. Picture layers. Layer 1: Girlfriend hungry to see new areas of England on front seat of car, Layer 2: camera, sandwiches and emergency M&M’s on back seat. Layer 3: suitcase, Wellington boots and umbrella for two in the boot and off we go.

 

Butterfly effect day 1 – The missing cable

As we got closer to the north of England, the annoying beep from my GPS was reminding me again that the charging cable was sat on the kitchen table. With navigation now reduced to the old fashioned way, that is asking HER to ask for directions, little did I know this would result in my own personal French tourist leading us to a train station, a second hand bookshop, a derelict castle, countless sheep, a nice farmer, a man walking his dog and a couple of Dutch tourists, before eventually finding ourselves on a beach  by Dunstanburgh castle in time for sunset and photos.

 


Butterfly effect day 2 – The missing shoe

Picture a night out, maybe a bunch of girls getting very drunk and one losing a shoe. Someone finds the shoe and places it on top of a red post box for safety. Now the next morning the shoe catches the eye of a travelling couple who in turn catches the eye of self professed Geordie war veteran who wonders why anyone is so interested in a shoe. This leads to a conversation  about a statue of Queen Victoria and why she was neither facing the town hall nor the church and in the process totally confusing a poor French girl with all sorts of new words and phrases usually reserved for the north.

 

All this got me thinking, what were the events that took place for the two of us to find each other. In this big wide world, with so many things going on in everyone’s lives, what are the chances that two people that are so right for each other meet up at all. It has to make you wonder a lot about fate. Good things will eventually happen to good people given enough time and enough patience.

 

The butterfly effect in all its beauty